The last time I checked you were supposed to be collecting seeds and nuts and building a nice cosy home for the winter. You are not, i repeat, NOT, supposed to be eating and hollowing out every pumpkin in the neighbourhood! I am sick and tired of seeing pumpkins ruined by your greediness in the run-up to Halloween.
I know I run the risk of upsetting animal rights activists, but seriously, if I catch you near my pumpkins again I won't be held responsible for my actions!
Yours,
Victoria
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***disclaimer: I wouldn't actually ever be able to catch a squirrel, let alone be stupid enough to try to touch one...I promise***
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